Last week yea,
I was sitting in my castle in the top room brushing my long buff hair, then I hear this noise yea, sounded like it was someone knocking on the castle door.
So like, i ignored it, coz I thought my mum would open it ini
My hair was hanging down my castle window yea, and I was brushing it, then out of nowhere yea, this prince charming is in my bedroom.
I didn’t realise he was the one making the noise as he was climbing in, and I didn’t feel the pain, coz I thought it was the knots in my hair.
So yea he like comes in yea, like it’s his dads property and breaks into a song!
“Ohhhh, myyy.. Goshhh! Baby leh me luv you”!
I was freaked enough to say “geh the f’’k out of my room”! but then he come sup wiv..”if you marry me I’ll buy you a hat!”
And ya know I absolutely love hats!!”
So yea, I sed okay, buh how do you know me?
He was like umm… well you gna like marry me then?
I was like “naah then”
Then he starts off again “well there this old lady yea, who adopted you, she aint yo mother, she’s a witch blaad”
I was like “Bruv listen, she my mum no disrespect yea”
He was like, “fine den, and I fink she put a spell on you to make you rude, so you will never fall in love!”
I was feeling his aggravation, but still I kept saying, “Are you frikin mad or satin?”
Soh he’s like, “fine, you tell me yea, why don’t you live in a house like me?,or a flat, like a normal person?”
I was like, normal people? I’m rich, not poor like you!
He was offended I know, but anyways he went on!
“I don’t care, how rude you are to me, but I’m gna marry you!
“I was annoyed, coz he comes outta nowhere, wiv his stupid song..Ohhhh myyyyy effin goshhh!, plus he climbed on my hair!, what are effin doors made for?, plus he called my mum a witch!
What an idiot!
But something about him made me wana know more,
I looked back and he’s sitting on my bed, with his feet up!..”EXCUSE ME!” ..i do say, WTH r u AFTER me!!? And get off my bed!, it’s not your dads!”
OHH Sabunzel, Sabunzel!, Calm THE EFF DOWN! I don’t wana have to kiss you now, the spells gonna go wrong, you’ll turn into an ogre!!!
….Akward silence….
Then he starts lafing his HEAD off!!..”Ohh your face!!” HAHA!
I stood there, then I was like “you on drugs bruv?, I aint marrying you no more! Hat, or no hat!
Get lost!
Then he kneels to the ground (I thought he was gna sing again) he says sorry, buhhh that was hilarious!!
(:/ mmhmm)
Still wiv a grin on his face, he stares into mine eyes, like a sad poodle,
I don’t know why but for a few seconds I stared back, Then I was like
“What you staring at freak!”
“Ahh, you killed it! Damn”
Then my mother walks in,
“Sabunzel, what’s the noise about? Oh my, what do we have here!”
First time I heard my mother talk like she’s never seen a human in her life, I felt like saying,
“It’s a man!”.,.but naah, I started stuttering..
“urmm, well, he came through..” that’s when he covered my mouth and spoke for me (Thanks)
“Well old lady”
“What?”
“Yea what you on, she no, old lady I tell you!!
“shUurup sabunzel”
“U witch”! (To the mother)
“Sabunzel, what kind of friends do you have?”
“He’s not my..” – (cuts me off) “Shurrup Sabunzel!!
Then he starts reciting, “Giblee, Goblee, lalala hooo!!
I was like, “mother, is he OkAY??!”
Mum said “it happens, when a guy’s in love, dw come to me, Sabunzel”
Oiii Prince Charming!..Giblee, Goblee aint working yea, maybe you should go home!?
“Okay fine, if not today, then tomorrow!..I’l l be back! And you’ll be grateful, AND Giblee Goblee lalala hooo is the best spell ever!”
I was like “Kooool, if you say soh, good for you!, ..BUT still, I felt like I was saying something wrong like, I was the stupid one and not him!!
WHY!?
~~End of part 1~~
